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Only being attracted to your wife/wifey/waifu
Person 1: “So like, I’m in love with you bro.”
Person 2: “Sorry bro, but I only love my wife and no one else, miss me with that gay shit.”
Person 1: “Oh so you’re wifeysexual, my bad bro.”
by The Only Black Jesus November 28, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Only into anime LADYS

And not real lady’s
Hey u into that girl?”
“Nah bro I’m only into misa from death note. you know I’m wifeysexual”
by Gayaas December 18, 2020
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