wifeysexual 

Only being attracted to your wife/wifey/waifu

Person 1: “So like, I’m in love with you bro.”
Person 2: “Sorry bro, but I only love my wife and no one else, miss me with that gay shit.”
Person 1: “Oh so you’re wifeysexual, my bad bro.”

wifeysexual by The Only Black Jesus November 28, 2020

wifeysexual 

Only into anime LADYS

And not real lady’s

“Hey u into that girl?”
“Nah bro I’m only into misa from death note. you know I’m wifeysexual”

wifeysexual by Gayaas December 18, 2020

Wifisexual 

A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.

Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."

Wifisexual by J4keSully January 5, 2013

wifesexual 

when you are only attracted to your wife and when you will only ever be attracted to your beautiful wife.

me: “sorry, not sorry random girl hitting on me at the bar; im wifesexual. i love my lovely wife so much and will only ever be attracted to her and only her.”

wifesexual by bigbaiierbro July 22, 2024

wizzysexual 

A person who loves wizkid and his music and is sexually aroused either by listening to his music or by seeing him

Eg I am wizzysexual

wizzysexual by Gotoj November 12, 2020