Wifeband

When you do not know the gender of your married partner over the internet or anywhere else.

Girl: -Typing to someone:- 'I love you wife... Husband... Wife... Husband? ...WIFEBAND. <3'

by Separation_Anxieties November 23, 2011

Wifeband

When someone identifies with both male and female. They use both the term wife and husband, but an easier way to refer to them is wifeband. This could also be used for gender-neutral partners

"Hello! I'm insert name and this is my wifeband!"

by Katkichi_Tenko March 23, 2024

wifeband

A wifeband is a man or woman stuck in a transitional in the prematrimonial phase of their life. In this phase of their life, they can typically be seen in upper half tuxedo ballet styled flower dress at their matrimony getting married to a husband, normally.

I'm tired of these wifebands stalking me.

by jhu148 November 27, 2025

wifesband

when two girls decide they are soulmates, with out any sexual interest in one another (outside of drunken cuddling and general drunken shenanignas). generally used when one or both female parties involved have a man in their life as well as their female soulmate.

Wade: "Hey Mike, Chelsea and Kimbo are strangely in love with eachother... should we worry?"
Mike: "No dude, Chelsea is just Kimbo's wifesband!"

by kimbo sliceee November 2, 2010