When someone identifies with both male and female. They use both the term wife and husband, but an easier way to refer to them is wifeband. This could also be used for gender-neutral partners
A wifeband is a man or woman stuck in a transitional in the prematrimonial phase of their life. In this phase of their life, they can typically be seen in upper half tuxedo ballet styled flower dress at their matrimony getting married to a husband, normally.
when two girls decide they are soulmates, with out any sexual interest in one another (outside of drunken cuddling and general drunken shenanignas). generally used when one or both female parties involved have a man in their life as well as their femalesoulmate.
Wade: "Hey Mike, Chelsea and Kimbo are strangely in love with eachother... should we worry?"
Mike: "No dude, Chelsea is just Kimbo's wifesband!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.