whorettis

people who reject the common heliocentric model of the solar system for a more primitive view that involves the entire universe revolving around their own self. such people usually feel the need to talk about themselves at least once every 30 seconds and have difficulty refraining from mentioning their rich uncles. they also sleep around a bit.

John: i am so jacked wanna see me do a hundred pushups?

Jake: oh yeah well i can do 400

Amir: stop being such whorettis