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Whoretism 

When you are acquainted with a male or a female who enjoy the frequent partaking of sexual activities, yet when they are presented with this fact are oblivious to the extend of their whoring.
"My friend Jessica doesn't understand that her new boyfriend insists on using a condom because she has been used more than a choir boy in a Catholic church!" "Really? Wauw, she should really get some help for her whoretism!"

"My friend Lars is collecting sexual diseases like children collect pokemon cards and he seems oblivious to where they come from! And he sleeps with a new woman every night! I wonder if the doctor could cure his whoretism?"
Whoretism by Mandasm May 20, 2022
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Wholetime 

A term used in place of forreal or actually. Widely used in the DMV area.
ay bruh you tryna make some moves?
sahn, wholetime i'm boutta hit the mall.
Wholetime by Brodysseus October 18, 2010

The Four Whoresmen 

A sexual act that plays upon the popular biblical phrase 'The Four Horseman of the Apocolypse' and which involves four men and a whore; although she could very-well be a girlfriend, mistress, or wife but really it's more than likely going to be a whore...or a pornstar. Anyway, the four men and the whore gather together in a seedy hotel room where she assumes the doggystyle position parallel to the foot of the bed so that her ass hangs out over one side. Then, one man will lay underneath her and enter her vagina, while another man will stand behind her and enter her anus, while still yet another man will stand at the other end of the bed and enter her mouth, while finally the last man will stand at the foot of the bed and place his dick in her hand. The woman will then balance herself using her one remaining hand and arm to keep herself steady as the four men begin to ride her in a scene that could very well usher in the Apocolypse' of mankind.
Steve: Hey Matt! Rich, Bill, and I are are one guy for our foursome...what do you say are you available this afternoon?
Matt: Hey Steve, sounds great I have been itching to get out on the links all summer!
Steve: Oh no Matt, sorry we're not playing golf buddy. It's Bill's 40th birthday so his wife let him get a whore so we're going over to the Holiday Inn on 5th Street and we're going to doing The Four Whoresmen. Interested?!?
Matt: Sure thing, I'll head over at 2 o'clock, that work?
Steve: Perfect!

whoregasm 

When a pornstar crys after achieving an orgasm on film because she feels guilty for what she does.
That poor girl had a whoregasm on film.
whoregasm by Impala October 30, 2007

Whoreticulture 

Whoreticulture is the industry and practice of celebrity cultivation including the process of garnering fame and admiration for nothing short of a poorly made sex tape.

Whoreticulturists conduct a monetarily successful existence in the practice of pornography, poorly made pop music, and self commercialization usually in the form of a perfume or clothing line. The work involves fucking on film in a hotel room, releasing it to the public on the internet, landing a successful reality TV show, in some cases getting punched in the face on said reality show, putting out an "Autobiography" with a nauseating title written by someone else, and recording a pop song that when listened to, will make you lose complete faith in the human race.

Their staggering ability to remain famous despite the fact they're completely talentless is a testament to how far our empty culture has fallen.
There is the old saying, "50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong" perhaps that's true... But 50 Million Kim Kardashian fans have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. Now that's what I call whoreticulture.
Whoreticulture by manifestjoe May 16, 2011

whoregisboard 

Groups of skanky women who turn 'bling' up to maximum and like wearing the Jackie O sunglasses along with tormented chihuahua in the hand bag.

They usually congregate at any place that is for "show", like Bondi, or at flashy pubs in Sydney CBD.
The whoregisboard is out on display whereever Paris Hilton goes.
The Whoregisboard descended at the pub the other night....
whoregisboard by Giulio January 19, 2007

Whoreism 

English. noun.

A philosophy or approah to life wherein the individual, usually a young woman, advocates a sexually promiscuous lifestyle.
That woman wears such tight clothes and sleeps around. She certainly seems to advocate whoreism.
Whoreism by jsilo September 16, 2007
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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