Definitions by tjb2

Rusty Olive 

when someone tries to grow their hair out (starting from bald) resulting in only patches of growth sporadically placed over their head.

That dude has fuzz on his head. No, no wait it’s just his rusty olive.

Timmy got burned in an unfortunate “light a fart on fire” accident, now his head looks like a rusty olive.

Rusty Olive by tjb2 January 11, 2011

Whoreopotamus 

A very large person who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money.

The back of that whoreopotamus' neck looks like a pack of hotdogs, just like Oprah!

Whoreopotamus by tjb2 March 25, 2010