whoopi stick

when a couple is making whoopi.......and the stick(dick) is withdrawn too far (usually cause the guy thinks it is longer than it really is) and then misses going back in. Therefore, the dick stick has been bent.

Oh.....shit, I bent my whoopi stick..... man that hurts

by coffeecup April 20, 2012

whoopie stick

Basically, Your penis. Reference from the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Vulconize the whoopie stick in the ham wallet."

by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007

the whoopin' stick

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.

Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

Whoopin' stick

A stick used to spank people.

I hit him with my whoopin' stick!!!

by nilethe146 March 10, 2016

whoop stick

a cigarette that has been covered in pharmaceuticals such as muscle relaxers

i licked the whoop stick to dampen it when i roll it in the pill dust

by hansolo69 August 29, 2010

whoop stick

A stick or club used to whoop

Dude, if you don't quit bothering me I'm gonna get out the whoop stick.

by Noah Britton July 28, 2006

sussy whoopstick

a whoopstick that is sussy

“You are a sussy whoopstick.”

by sussy whoopstick January 2, 2022