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1. an ejaculatory utterance to express exuberance.
2. boisterous convivial fun, e.g. sexual play or relations, used frequently when old people fuck.
3. a named cushion that makes a sound like a fart when sat upon.
4. the base unit of stink olfaction. One whoopi is roughly equal to 300 times the smell of dead skunk, or 183 hobo units. Likened to old wet hairy burning ass, it has been described as the smell of Whoopi Goldberg herself on a humid August day.
ohmygod you smell so whoopi
whoopi by poo-nonymous October 21, 2006
A blatantly obvious lie. A lie bigger than a whopper.
The Holocaust was not about race. Man, that's a whoopi!
whoopi by S sonicus February 4, 2022
A hipster that wears a yellow American Apparel hoodie, carries a DSLR, and skips/hops/dances to songs by JUSTICE and THE BLACK KIDS.

The Whoopi often makes the noise "weeewhooo!!" when excited!
1. I saw <whoopi> at lunch today he was singing "I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You" and skipping around.
whoopi by v-dogggg May 17, 2008
Travis made the biggest whoopi in Kevin's room.
whoopi by JohnnyTsunami September 5, 2003
A joke that is made in a vain attempt at being funny, but really just makes people very sad.
Oh, shit, man. That's not funny. You just pulled a whoopi.
whoopi by TheRabidRhino November 30, 2003
Gargling mayonnaise while getting your nipples pierced while fighting with your stepdad and jerking off to the purple Telly tubby
Dude I’m sorry I was late I was practicing whoopi with my step dad!
Whoopi by Sasha Assssssssss January 28, 2022