nilethe146's definitions

pet

A student in a class that the teacher really likes. Class pets often do well just because the teacher likes them even if their performance doesn't warrant their grade.

Gabby got an A just because Mrs. Lawrence really liked her. She was her class pet.

by nilethe146 December 12, 2020

decimal comma

a comma used in some countries outside the US that acts as a decimal point. It can confuse the shit out of people who travel to other countries.

Example of decimal comma: €1,199 per Liter
one thousand one hundred an ninety-nine euros for a liter of gas?
No idiot, one euro and nineteen and nine tenths cents.

by nilethe146 June 18, 2014

Running Shorts

Short shorts made of a plasticy material worn by women for both athletic purposes and comfort. They are very comfortable to wear and also do a good job at flaunting not only the booty, but the legs and thighs as well.

Did you see that girl running by? She was totally sexy!

Was she wearing yoga pants?

No she was wearing running shorts!

by nilethe146 May 2, 2015

Easter Bunny

A creature that poops candy and pees soda.

I found candy and soda on the driveway. The easter bunny must've come last night.

by nilethe146 May 2, 2017

Death Valley

A place in California where the highest temperature in the world was recorded at 134*F.

Death Valley makes California awesome!!!

by nilethe146 June 20, 2016

Little pi day

July 22. Called little pi day because of the approximation of pi 22/7.

Little pi day pales in comparison to actual pi day.

by nilethe146 August 19, 2014

24-hour clock

The world standard for telling time that the US is too stupid an unadaptive to use. Eliminates the need for AM and PM.

Germany uses a 24-hour clock.

by nilethe146 June 2, 2014