by nilethe146 December 03, 2021
Dad: Bobby didn't do his homework again. I think I need to get out my belt and beat him to teach him a lesson.
Mom: Come on! You know that belts aren't for beating children. They are for holding your pants up.
Mom: Come on! You know that belts aren't for beating children. They are for holding your pants up.
by nilethe146 September 28, 2021
The adult male expelled flatulence through his anus. It did not emit a sound wave with an amplitude or frequency that could be noticed by the human ear, but it still emitted a stench that could cause an alligator in Louisiana to enter cardiac arrest.
by nilethe146 August 09, 2015
by nilethe146 December 31, 2014
A boyfriend/girlfriend that you date simply to avoid the pains of being single. You're most likely not very attracted to him/her
by nilethe146 October 25, 2016
a comma used in some countries outside the US that acts as a decimal point. It can confuse the shit out of people who travel to other countries.
Example of decimal comma: €1,199 per Liter
one thousand one hundred an ninety-nine euros for a liter of gas?
No idiot, one euro and nineteen and nine tenths cents.
one thousand one hundred an ninety-nine euros for a liter of gas?
No idiot, one euro and nineteen and nine tenths cents.
by nilethe146 June 18, 2014
A student in a class that the teacher really likes. Class pets often do well just because the teacher likes them even if their performance doesn't warrant their grade.
by nilethe146 December 12, 2020