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whoopers! 

A comical way to express that you've made a mistake, broken a promise, etc, but really don't care.

Reccommended use: when said in your best 'stupid person' voice.
Sister: You said we were going to see the new Harry Potter tonight, but you got drunk and went to the strip club with your friends! dubya tea eff?

Me: WHOOPERS!
whoopers! by juggalecter November 28, 2010
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pussy whoopers 

You better get them pussy whoopers of my girl.
pussy whoopers by Codinedopefein223 September 1, 2020

whooperup 

Victorian slang for a person who is absolutely terrible at singing. This is mostly directed towards a lot of tone-deaf people.
"Get that whooperup belting Celine Dion off the stage! It's our turn to sing 'No Diggity.'"
whooperup by Quick-Thicc March 10, 2021

Stinkwater Whoppers 

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!
Stinkwater Whoppers by StynkStar August 11, 2006

Gogee Whoppers 

"You just mad cuz I caught you gogee whoppers off guard"

-Lil Pat
Gogee Whoppers by Lilpatbeatz July 25, 2013

Whoopersnapper 

Term used by older folks to describe a kid in a bad way
old man: that kid just spit on the ground. what a little WHOOPERsnapper
Girl 1: Yea she pulled a whooper

Girl 2: What she do
Girl 1: She posted something about someone with her name on it
whooper by thecoolestperson October 19, 2019