whoopers!

A comical way to express that you've made a mistake, broken a promise, etc, but really don't care.

Reccommended use: when said in your best 'stupid person' voice.

Sister: You said we were going to see the new Harry Potter tonight, but you got drunk and went to the strip club with your friends! dubya tea eff?

Me: WHOOPERS!

by juggalecter November 28, 2010

pussy whoopers

The female term for hands.

You better get them pussy whoopers of my girl.

by Codinedopefein223 September 1, 2020

Stinkwater Whoppers

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.

Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!

by StynkStar August 11, 2006

Gogee Whoppers

Haters and nay-sayers.

"You just mad cuz I caught you gogee whoppers off guard"

-Lil Pat

by Lilpatbeatz July 25, 2013

whooper

when you’re so so stupid/ do something stupid

Girl 1: Yea she pulled a whooper

Girl 2: What she do
Girl 1: She posted something about someone with her name on it

by thecoolestperson October 19, 2019

whoppers

huge, big tits that are great to suck on.

The girl at Ralphs had some huge whoppers.

by velvy June 7, 2007

big daddy whoppers

Big daddy whoppers is 2 monstrous testicles and when placed in mouth is a suffocation on impact the size of the testicles can range anywhere between 15cm to 30 in diameter. You will need a very wide gob for even one to fit in your moth let a lone both of the whoppers

Damm bro there some serious big daddy whoppers

by Mr whoppers October 7, 2021