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Whoodie Whoo 

The act of yelling the phrase "whoodie whoo" at anonymous passing strangers of the opposite sex while driving around aimlessly. This is the creepiest possible pick-up line.
I was whoodie whoo'ing like crazy last night at some fine honeys!
Whoodie Whoo by HNT February 25, 2008

whoodie'd 

a really geeky cyber word for a boner as shown on youtubes, The Guild - Episode 6.

Whoodie'd - like wood. wood is hard. IT got 'woodified'. get it.
*boy moves in for hug*
*hot girl hugs back*
*he realizes he's hugging a really hot chic*
then he whoodie'd and she freaks.
the end :)
whoodie'd by misslaunique February 11, 2010

Dank Whoolie

Raising the front tire of a motorcycle off the ground, squids use this to determine the alpha male of a group of gixxer riders. The longer the whoolie is held the danker it is.
Dude did you see Greg's dank whoolie? He held it for like two seconds! Fucking sick!
Dank Whoolie by Gixxersquid May 2, 2018

Anal Whoopie 

While hiking at the local park, I came across two fags having anal whoopie in the bushes.
Anal Whoopie by Briney Hiney July 7, 2016

Captain Woodie 

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
Captain Woodie by Stan West April 14, 2006