whoodie
friend; partner; round
origin: late 90's new orleans; came along with popularized by cash money records
origin: late 90's new orleans; came along with popularized by cash money records
"Wassup my whoodie?"
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whoodie who
whoodie who by Bootie Master November 6, 2003
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whoodie • whoodie'd • whoodie who • Whoodie Whoo • woodie • whoopie • whoopie pie • Whoopie Cushion • WHODIE • whootie
Whoodie Whoo
The act of yelling the phrase "whoodie whoo" at anonymous passing strangers of the opposite sex while driving around aimlessly. This is the creepiest possible pick-up line.
Whoodie Whoo by HNT February 25, 2008
whoodie'd
a really geeky cyber word for a boner as shown on youtubes, The Guild - Episode 6.
Whoodie'd - like wood. wood is hard. IT got 'woodified'. get it.
Whoodie'd - like wood. wood is hard. IT got 'woodified'. get it.
*boy moves in for hug*
*hot girl hugs back*
*he realizes he's hugging a really hot chic*
then he whoodie'd and she freaks.
the end :)
*hot girl hugs back*
*he realizes he's hugging a really hot chic*
then he whoodie'd and she freaks.
the end :)
whoodie'd by misslaunique February 11, 2010
Dank Whoolie
Raising the front tire of a motorcycle off the ground, squids use this to determine the alpha male of a group of gixxer riders. The longer the whoolie is held the danker it is.
Dank Whoolie by Gixxersquid May 2, 2018
Anal Whoopie
Anal Whoopie by Briney Hiney July 7, 2016
Captain Woodie
1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!
Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.
We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.
We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
Captain Woodie by Stan West April 14, 2006
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