Nickname for Orlando. Whorlando is in the central part of Florida. It is known for theme parks, crime, theme parks, tourist traps, theme parks, and lots and lots of whores, many of which are gay.
"Dude, let's hit Whorlando for spring break this year. We'll take a bunch of ecstasy, bang a bunch of whores, and meet fucking Mickey Mouse!"
a very large woman, looking similar to Snorlax, that is willing to have sex with anyone or anything, much like a whore. She knows she is big which is why sex makes her feel important.
Guy 1: Did Jack really sleep with Shelby last night? She's so big and gross.
Guy 2: Yeah, but Shelby will have sex with anything.
Guy 1: She's such a whorlax.