whoker

1- synonym for hooker
2- nick name for safety pin whore
3- usually have stalkers
4- rudely correct grammar mistakes
5- sadomasochist
6- draw whips everywhere

Hey look! Whoker has another safety pin going through her skin.

Whoker: I hate school
Nan: Me too!
Whoker: No you dumbass! it\'s I too
Nan: What a Whoker

by pseudopods April 26, 2005

whoberry

Function: noun

Etymology: from the latin whoberrybus nipplus

1 : a hairless nipple

"Damn, that hoe's got a nice set of whoberries!"

or

"Man, I'd sure like to suck on a whoberry right about now..."

by Annna J. December 24, 2008

whorerich

A whorerich describes a woman who lies to the married man she is sleeping with about being on birth control in order to get pregnant in the hopes to get paid, child support.

Don't be a whorerich. Nikki lied to J about being on the pill. Now shes pregnant. Shes such a whorerich. He said the whorerich was "quick and unsatisfying" which is why he ended things. It's a shame for the whorerich to be sooo young and know shes soooo bad in bed.

by bflochick February 24, 2018

Whorer Story

Stories told by women about their sexual adventures. Usually involving anal beads or multiple people.

"Oh my god I have a great Whorer Story. Last night I let some guy put anal beads in my ass. Turns out it was a candy necklace!!!"

by 7O01 September 17, 2011

Social Whooer

One who, when in public, with the help of alcohol and large groups of people, starts to make "WHOOING" noises at the most inane things.

Geoff: Hey, I'm buying drinks for my friends.

Ted: WHOO! SHOTS!

Geoff: Not you, Social Whooer.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 8, 2009

Whoverload

That felling you get after you watch more then 15 Doctor Who episodes in a single sitting.

Sally: Is Jimmy okay?
Bob: I think he has Whoverload.
Sally: I had that. It's not that bad.

by Slender Girl July 20, 2013

Performative wokery

The act of claiming offence on behalf of a third party, without any discrimination for context, intent or reasoning. Used affirmatively by young or naive social warriors, who believe any loud noise they make brings attention that helps their cause. Used disparagingly by experienced social warriors with experience actually inciting change, who know that shouting at strangers mostly undermines the cause's legitimacy and attracts the wrong sort of attention.

Have you seen Jack's twitter where he picks fights with celebrities? I know he's trying to be on our side but his performative wokery is starting to put everything we stand for at risk.

by User1040goodbuddy December 22, 2019