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a clump of hair that has bunched up. mostly found in sinks, trimming, or on the floor after trimming or cutting hair. a soggy wooker is created when the wooker is wet. these are found in sinks and home water drains. the term spawns from the movie Star Wars in honor of the Wookies. the term originates from speech in rural areas. much like how "son of a bitch" became "som bitch".
I went into the bathroom after my mom and i found a soggy wooker the size of a small cat.
wooker by Dark_side December 10, 2005
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One who wooks, or one who enjoys wooking.
Also known in Canada as diaper fisher.
Wookie: RGHABABABABAAbababsarharababa RAGGLE FRAGGLE
Person: Fucking wooker
wooker by monkeylx1 January 19, 2008
Related Words
wooker • Wookery • wonker • Woofer • wooder • wooter • woopers • woozer • wooger • woker
A person whose main function in life revolves around indiscriminate sex esp. those known locally as the bar whore.
Every time I go to the bar in search of a fly chick to take home I end up waking up with a wooker in my bed instead.
wooker by Sergeant Kyle September 28, 2007
Wooker is pronounced "Woo-Ker." It means small weird cat. and/or weird kitten.
Look at that fluffy wooker! Wow, I wish I could pet that tiny wooker!
Wooker by Lydia Deetz666 November 30, 2020
Noun
1) A wook who is also a hooker
2) A hooker willing to handle a wook’s weenie
Two wooks tried to pick up an Asian prostitute, but she was not a wooker so they left lonely.
Wooker by Ferdinand Junior August 2, 2025
The combination of the words weed and booger. A wooger is a chunk of weed that gets in your mouth when smoking joints and blunts. They usually more resin than plant.
Aye bro, you got a wooger on your lip.
wooger by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016
What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016
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