Definitions by DontLookBackInAnger

trust your hang 

A reminder to be a man, do what your instinct tells you (most people say gut feeling, but its actually based in a more Southern area)

Murphy: I don't know man, I want to bone her, but I don't want anybody finding out...

Connor: Look, bro, just trust your hang. It will not lead you wrong.

Note that there are some instances where it can lead you wrong... but forget about those. Let the good times roll.

trust your hang by DontLookBackInAnger August 18, 2009

molasses junction 

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

molasses junction by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009

friendivorce 

The formal breaking off of a friendship, for a variety of reasons.

Julie: Man, Jennifer slept with my boyfriend? I HATE THAT WHORE!!!

Tim: Whoa... You guys are totally getting a friendivorce.

friendivorce by DontLookBackInAnger July 9, 2009

Tweety Bird

One who Tweets about every event that happens to them all throughout the day.

Jim: Hey, Michelle is "now doing laundry"

Ted: Yeah, she's a total Tweety Bird.

Tweety Bird by DontLookBackInAnger July 8, 2009

Social Whooer 

One who, when in public, with the help of alcohol and large groups of people, starts to make "WHOOING" noises at the most inane things.

Geoff: Hey, I'm buying drinks for my friends.

Ted: WHOO! SHOTS!

Geoff: Not you, Social Whooer.

Social Whooer by DontLookBackInAnger July 8, 2009

Brown-pound 

To beat up a female who is much much smaller than you to the point where her face is extremely bruised. Taken from Chris Brown's beating of his hot girlfriend.

Aaron: Dude, my girlfriend said nickelback sucked. I brown-pounded her.

Jake: (hits aaron hard) dude, you dont hit a woman! and nickelback DOES suck!
(hits him again)

Brown-pound by DontLookBackInAnger March 15, 2009