Social Whooer

One who, when in public, with the help of alcohol and large groups of people, starts to make "WHOOING" noises at the most inane things.

Geoff: Hey, I'm buying drinks for my friends.

Ted: WHOO! SHOTS!

Geoff: Not you, Social Whooer.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 08, 2009

molasses junction

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009

Tweety Bird

One who Tweets about every event that happens to them all throughout the day.

Jim: Hey, Michelle is "now doing laundry"

Ted: Yeah, she's a total Tweety Bird.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 08, 2009

Brown-pound

To beat up a female who is much much smaller than you to the point where her face is extremely bruised. Taken from Chris Brown's beating of his hot girlfriend.

Aaron: Dude, my girlfriend said nickelback sucked. I brown-pounded her.

Jake: (hits aaron hard) dude, you dont hit a woman! and nickelback DOES suck!
(hits him again)

by DontLookBackInAnger March 14, 2009

trust your hang

A reminder to be a man, do what your instinct tells you (most people say gut feeling, but its actually based in a more Southern area)

Murphy: I don't know man, I want to bone her, but I don't want anybody finding out...

Connor: Look, bro, just trust your hang. It will not lead you wrong.

Note that there are some instances where it can lead you wrong... but forget about those. Let the good times roll.

by DontLookBackInAnger August 18, 2009

friendivorce

The formal breaking off of a friendship, for a variety of reasons.

Julie: Man, Jennifer slept with my boyfriend? I HATE THAT WHORE!!!

Tim: Whoa... You guys are totally getting a friendivorce.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 09, 2009