whitezilla 

A large, and usually thick, white cock

Guy 1: "Why are you sitting funny?"
Guy 2: "Got bred by a total whitezilla last night"

whitezilla by not-relevant January 17, 2025

whitepilled 

The moment or series of events by which a person abandons despair and surrenders to the inevitability of hope; not out of sheer optimism, but from facing difficulty and nihilism head-on through the use of reason and inquiry. It is the final destination of those who are redpilled and blackpilled, and tends to happen when a person becomes cynical of cynicism, and skeptical of skepticism. It is named after the white-hot fire of hope in a pill form, and is medicine for the soul.

In C.S. Lewis' book "The Pilgrim's Regress", the main character is instantly whitepilled when he realizes the Spirit of the Age, and its many servants, are all lying to him, trying to convince him that milk and urine are basically the same thing: that both are just liquid secretions of a cow. But using reason, he replies "You lie. You do not distinguish between what nature has meant for nourishment and what nature has meant for garbage." And the spell of moral relativism and nihilism is broken.

"I think you are starting to whitepill me with all your 'boundless optimism' and 'good reasons for doing things'; also your ability to overcome impossible situations certainly isn't helping matters!"

In the story of Naruto, most of Naruto's enemies and friends end up being whitepilled by him, in spite of their suffering and anger at the state of the world.

whitepilled by Equal Standard March 29, 2019

Wifezilla 

A woman that started off cool, but turned into a total pain in the ass after marriage.

These women usually get married with fairytale/unrealistic expectations, then take it out on the man when the expectations don't happen.

Criticizing, Over Analyzing, Passive Aggressiveness, Cynacisim, Love of Arguments, Constant Playing the Victim, and all around bitchiness are telltale signs of a potential wifezilla.

I remember when we would go to the movies or mini-golf....Now she's such a bitch....I'd rather go out by myself just to get a break from her. She turned into a total fuckin wifezilla.

bitch gold digger asshole marriage mistake

Wifezilla by Realest2613 July 5, 2016

Whitehill 

An upstanding country village in the beautiful countryside of Hampshire, where the beautiful people live peacefully and sociably in their quaint 6 bedroom country houses. Whitehillians enjoy a stroll in the woods, or helping his/her neighbour to do some charitable deed, like sell all their belongings to help poor orphaned grandmothers in Antarctica. Never EVER to be confused with the grubby stain of Bordon unrightfully discharged on the northern edge of Whitehill, infecting the nearby area with social inebriates.

Mr A (Interviewer): "So where do you come from?
Mr B: "Whitehill"
Mr A: "Oh we're not employing you you Bordon Pikey"
Mr B: "I just said that i live in Whitehill, not Bordon. You must become more geographically correct sir, if you want your business to survive"
Mr A: "Oh im sorry i thought that Whitehill was Bor.."
Mr B: "NO WHITEHILL IS COMPLETELY SEPERATE FROM BORDON"
Mr A: "From that information, Your hired"

Whitehill by BenKenTheBest March 31, 2004

Whiteville 

Located in Southeastern North Carolina, Whiteville is the largest city in Columbus County. It is about 30 minutes from Wilmington, NC and Myrtle Beach, SC.

That girl lives in Whiteville.

Whiteville by cOuNtRy GuRl May 18, 2009

Whitehill 

A wonderful place for all types of junkies to spawn as demonstrated from Antz P and many more, Home to the most fearsome young team kickin is the Youth Team, People like Sean Traynor, Gary Allan, Ricky Latta and of course the fearful Dezzi Lambe.

Don't recommend walking down this toon unless yer Jude Carol just make sure tae stay clear of saint pauls primary school.

Whitehill is fabulous bit ye might just git yer trainers or bike nicked

Whitehill by Whitehill Legend June 23, 2020

wifezilla 

What happens after bridezilla gets married. Often spotted waving left hand in the air while roaring with narcissistic glee.

Holy crap, I thought things would get better after the wedding, but now she's a total wifezilla.

wifezilla by pamitha July 7, 2010