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Wifezilla 

A woman that started off cool, but turned into a total pain in the ass after marriage.

These women usually get married with fairytale/unrealistic expectations, then take it out on the man when the expectations don't happen.

Criticizing, Over Analyzing, Passive Aggressiveness, Cynacisim, Love of Arguments, Constant Playing the Victim, and all around bitchiness are telltale signs of a potential wifezilla.
I remember when we would go to the movies or mini-golf....Now she's such a bitch....I'd rather go out by myself just to get a break from her. She turned into a total fuckin wifezilla.

bitch gold digger asshole marriage mistake
Wifezilla by Realest2613 July 5, 2016
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wifezilla 

What happens after bridezilla gets married. Often spotted waving left hand in the air while roaring with narcissistic glee.
Holy crap, I thought things would get better after the wedding, but now she's a total wifezilla.
wifezilla by pamitha July 7, 2010
Something that's epically good, or when something that's really amazing happens.
WaltLoveridge: "I have a rainbow paddlepop. Winzilla!"
winzilla by gingerninja90 December 22, 2009

Wafzilla 

Basically, once upon a time in a land far away, there was a monster known as "Wafzilla" who fiended on socks, rape of small boys, and tight pants. Some might call this beast a freak, others a friend. But one thing was for certain, Wafzilla was a force to be reckoned with.

Wafzilla's diet was composed of unhealthy servings of everything from the sugar category of the food triangle, followed by multiple helpings of Biryani, a Pakistani rice dish.

Wafzilla also enjoyed immature humor followed by raging buttsex next to pools or in laundry rooms.
"Damn man, Wafzilla is the shit! Yesterday I heard she was all up on that tool downtown."

"Wafzilla enjoys fiending on buttholes."
Wafzilla by HammerHandrails January 3, 2010

willzilla gaming 

A man with the power of god but not anime on his side. He makes very gud youtube video. Sub to him. Or else,

THe KV-2 will show up at your front door, and rekt you
Hey it's ya boi Willzilla gaming here back with another epic Roblox bee swarm simulator let's play

wifecellapnea 

sleep disorder caused by spouse's night cellphone use.
Dr I have wifecellapnea not sleep apnea.
wifecellapnea by Trump, Hitler September 7, 2020

whitezilla 

A large, and usually thick, white cock
Guy 1: "Why are you sitting funny?"
Guy 2: "Got bred by a total whitezilla last night"
whitezilla by not-relevant January 17, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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