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Wifezilla 

A woman that started off cool, but turned into a total pain in the ass after marriage.

These women usually get married with fairytale/unrealistic expectations, then take it out on the man when the expectations don't happen.

Criticizing, Over Analyzing, Passive Aggressiveness, Cynacisim, Love of Arguments, Constant Playing the Victim, and all around bitchiness are telltale signs of a potential wifezilla.
I remember when we would go to the movies or mini-golf....Now she's such a bitch....I'd rather go out by myself just to get a break from her. She turned into a total fuckin wifezilla.

bitch gold digger asshole marriage mistake
Wifezilla by Realest2613 July 5, 2016
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wifezilla 

What happens after bridezilla gets married. Often spotted waving left hand in the air while roaring with narcissistic glee.
Holy crap, I thought things would get better after the wedding, but now she's a total wifezilla.
wifezilla by pamitha July 7, 2010
Something that's epically good, or when something that's really amazing happens.
WaltLoveridge: "I have a rainbow paddlepop. Winzilla!"
winzilla by gingerninja90 December 22, 2009

Wafzilla 

Basically, once upon a time in a land far away, there was a monster known as "Wafzilla" who fiended on socks, rape of small boys, and tight pants. Some might call this beast a freak, others a friend. But one thing was for certain, Wafzilla was a force to be reckoned with.

Wafzilla's diet was composed of unhealthy servings of everything from the sugar category of the food triangle, followed by multiple helpings of Biryani, a Pakistani rice dish.

Wafzilla also enjoyed immature humor followed by raging buttsex next to pools or in laundry rooms.
"Damn man, Wafzilla is the shit! Yesterday I heard she was all up on that tool downtown."

"Wafzilla enjoys fiending on buttholes."
Wafzilla by HammerHandrails January 3, 2010

willzilla gaming 

A man with the power of god but not anime on his side. He makes very gud youtube video. Sub to him. Or else,

THe KV-2 will show up at your front door, and rekt you
Hey it's ya boi Willzilla gaming here back with another epic Roblox bee swarm simulator let's play

wifecellapnea 

sleep disorder caused by spouse's night cellphone use.
Dr I have wifecellapnea not sleep apnea.
wifecellapnea by Trump, Hitler September 7, 2020

whitezilla 

A large, and usually thick, white cock
Guy 1: "Why are you sitting funny?"
Guy 2: "Got bred by a total whitezilla last night"
whitezilla by not-relevant January 17, 2025