White Friend

A Caucasian ally, companion, or compatriot accompanying a non-white person or a group of non-white people (mostly Black or Latinx, but really any shade darker than white); who interacts with law enforcement on behalf of the non-white friend, group, or carpool; acting as the threshold between his/her friends and possible police brutality and violence.

Ideally, the white friend appears as non-threatening to police and is a smooth talker. Sometimes, he/she will be subjected to some abuse, but normally not to the extent that their non-white friends statistically and numerically would experience from the same police officers for similar alleged infractions (however, the white friend could still very much wind up killed, so it can be extremely dangerous).

It is highly recommended for a non-white person living in the United States to have a trustworthy white friend for safety reasons.

“Dear lord, Tarik! How did you manage to get away alive after that traffic stop with the burned out taillight? I’ve seen some BAD things from the police in Syracuse, Minneapolis, Portland, et al..”

“Well, Jeremy was my white friend driving the car, and he told the cop that it was getting fixed for inspection on Thursday. Jeremy also mentioned visiting Germany a few years ago, then the cop only gave us a warning and we drove off.”

“Hold up. Jeremy talked about visiting Germany, and the cop just let you guys go??”

“Yeah! I asked Jeremy why he brought up Germany like that, and he explained that every fascist cop ALWAYS geeks out about Germany. With their interests in Nazis, the Holocaust, and whatnot.”

“That’s fucked up, Tarik. But I’m glad you’re okay. And Jeremy seems like a good white friend to have.”

White Friend by DeekBosko April 14, 2021

white friend makeup too dark 

It is defined as an extremely WHITE wigger girl whom a group of black people have befriended. One such as her believes she can pull off the slutty-black smokey eye look...minus the slutty....

White friend makeup too dark *turn up*

white friend makeup too dark by Gem Dragon Illuminated October 2, 2014

National Annoying White Friend Day 

- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying

“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid

National Annoying White Friend Day by vbnmqwerty June 8, 2022

White Collar Friend Zone 

When you are working for free in hopes of getting paid in the future, but the client does not value you or your work to pay you, aka take it to the next level.

Chrissy: Ya, I've been doing some work for Tony, if he gets this new big contract, he is going to pay me, but for now, I am just gonna lay low.

Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.

White Collar Friend Zone by Mike109999 September 1, 2023

friend list white out 

the act of removing everybody from your friend list, excluding those of Caucasian descent

see: racist

Dennis: That's it, I'm pulling a friend list white out. Can't stand you people anymore.

Shou: Hey, have you been getting any of my messages?
Kaitlyn: Oh, sorry, Shou, I went through a FLWO recently! My bad.

friend list white out by UD Collective May 20, 2014

White girl friendly

Pretending to like someone and then talking shit about them behind their backs

James: oh hey Tyler

Tyler: oh hey we should link up later
James: alright bro I'll hit you up tomorrow

*tyler leaves*
James: Fuck Tyler hes a bitch
Stranger: man that's some white girl friendly shit

White girl friendly by Vagina hands August 29, 2017

oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo 

The best thing in the entire world!
Once a person has experienced it, they will constantly crave it. Especially after a long night of drinking and partying. It's even better if you use hellmanns.

Hey Amy, lets go for some oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo!

oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo by Atessa September 16, 2008