Definitions by Mike109999
White Collar Holler Back Girl
Mo: What was the name of that team you told me about yesterday?
B: If I tell you, do not tell people.
Mo: Ok, I won't, just my brother in law.
B: Ugh, I am an idiot, you are such a White Collar Holler Back Girl.
B: If I tell you, do not tell people.
Mo: Ok, I won't, just my brother in law.
B: Ugh, I am an idiot, you are such a White Collar Holler Back Girl.
White Collar Holler Back Girl by Mike109999 September 21, 2026
A Check Swing Fart
When you fart but need a 2nd check to see if it was *just* a fart. Like a check swing in baseball, the batter plays it cool and acts like there was no strike, but NEEDS that 2nd check really badly.
Dre: Man, I had A Check Swing Fart at work today and it took sooooo long to check on it.
Marvin: Oof, that is tough. Those stay on coworkers' Emotional Hard Drive forever.
Dre: AND my Brofile.
Marvin: Oof, that is tough. Those stay on coworkers' Emotional Hard Drive forever.
Dre: AND my Brofile.
A Check Swing Fart by Mike109999 September 2, 2026
Psychological Levon Kirkland
When something seems so certain but it is in fact the opposite, just like how it seems impossible to watch 300 lb. linebacker Levon Kirkland be one of the fastest players on the field.
Loh: Do you think it's weird I bring more clothes on a trip than my girlfriend?
Brett: Brosef, you've been a Psychological Levon Kirkland since the day I found out you suffer from Sports PTSD from your 4 sports teams AND have been to 75 Taylor Swift concerts in 6 continents.
David: Seriously, you only shower twice a week, eat Mac and cheese out of the pot, but know all of Tay's songs backwards and forwards. You have a super odd Brofile.
Loh: PTSLAD? She transcends traditional pop culture norms and her music just speaks to me.
David: Ok, We're Done Here.
Brett: Brosef, you've been a Psychological Levon Kirkland since the day I found out you suffer from Sports PTSD from your 4 sports teams AND have been to 75 Taylor Swift concerts in 6 continents.
David: Seriously, you only shower twice a week, eat Mac and cheese out of the pot, but know all of Tay's songs backwards and forwards. You have a super odd Brofile.
Loh: PTSLAD? She transcends traditional pop culture norms and her music just speaks to me.
David: Ok, We're Done Here.
Psychological Levon Kirkland by Mike109999 February 17, 2026
I Feel Heard
When you are in a conversation and all parties have exhausted their talking points and begin going in circles, an amicable end to the chat is put in place for sanity's sake, and to cordially move forward.
Yurk: Ok, just because YOU follow a loser franchise, your QB leads the league in Empty Calories, and you have Sports PTSD, doesn't mean MY team will also suck.
Brett: It does, I have seen this movie before.
Yurk: Ok, we have been at this for 10 minutes, I Feel Heard.
Brett: I Feel Heard too, let's go get some schwarma, brosef.
Brett: It does, I have seen this movie before.
Yurk: Ok, we have been at this for 10 minutes, I Feel Heard.
Brett: I Feel Heard too, let's go get some schwarma, brosef.
I Feel Heard by Mike109999 February 14, 2026
Emotional Terrorist
A person who deliberately causes emotional distress on someone close to them, like a childhood friend, coworker or sibling.
Like actual terrorism, there are varying degrees and frequencies of tactics, ranging from seemingly small to large outbursts and picking fights during momentous life moments.
Like actual terrorism, there are varying degrees and frequencies of tactics, ranging from seemingly small to large outbursts and picking fights during momentous life moments.
BS: *in baby voice* I don't think you should move away, there was a bear attack there once, and long drives are unhealthy, and...and... could we talk about this later, I have so many things to tell you why this is a terrible decision.
Brian: *with 15 open notebooks next to him* I am simply trying to move across State, I have a million things going, I really don't have time for your Emotional Colonic.
BS: Ok, I will set aside 9 hours to tell you why this is bad for me.
Brian: *mutters* Ugh, you are such an emotional terrorist. I need like a 10 hour White Collar Ginger.
Brian: *with 15 open notebooks next to him* I am simply trying to move across State, I have a million things going, I really don't have time for your Emotional Colonic.
BS: Ok, I will set aside 9 hours to tell you why this is bad for me.
Brian: *mutters* Ugh, you are such an emotional terrorist. I need like a 10 hour White Collar Ginger.
Emotional Terrorist by Mike109999 February 11, 2026
Fandom Friend Zone
It is similar to the White Collar Friend Zone in that you have emotionally gaslit yourself, but this time you have brought yourself to cope with your team’s lack of success through fabricated moral victories and self-fulfilling prophecies.
Coley: Guys, I don't really care my favourite hockey team since birth lost 2 straight cup finals, I really enjoyed the togetherness at the Molson Oilers Experience and being with friends to watch every game. It really IS about the journey, not the destination.
KB: Fuck Coley, you are in the Fandom Friend Zone, like the time you said you valued the unique stories of all the 18th century antiques you bought at garage sale when you were trying to sleep with that chick.
You should have sports PTSD from you AND your team not being able to put it home, **Foreskin Chuckle**.
Coley: Gosh, you may be right, but I really enjoyed the $26 Aeporol Spritz activation during the 2nd Round.
KB: Ok, We're Done Here.
KB: Fuck Coley, you are in the Fandom Friend Zone, like the time you said you valued the unique stories of all the 18th century antiques you bought at garage sale when you were trying to sleep with that chick.
You should have sports PTSD from you AND your team not being able to put it home, **Foreskin Chuckle**.
Coley: Gosh, you may be right, but I really enjoyed the $26 Aeporol Spritz activation during the 2nd Round.
KB: Ok, We're Done Here.
Fandom Friend Zone by Mike109999 November 12, 2025
White Collar Mulligan
Similar to an Emotional Mulligan, but at work, an emotional season ticket holder gives you a white collar chair shot, but they have so much equity built up, they are forgiven.
MA: Damn, I always felt like you were going to White Collar Major Applewhite me, but always thought you would tell me first.
NT: Ya, I am sorry Brosef, my boss is up my ass and I have to think of my family.
MA: I hear you fam, I saw this guy's Brofile, it is pretty stellar. You get a White Collar Mulligan.
NT: Ya, I am sorry Brosef, my boss is up my ass and I have to think of my family.
MA: I hear you fam, I saw this guy's Brofile, it is pretty stellar. You get a White Collar Mulligan.
White Collar Mulligan by Mike109999 September 25, 2025