whiskerdick 

1. A person of male gender who is far from well endowed - One of many terms of endearment / degredation used by some of the friendly folks of the LaiD Back Crew

1. Listen here whiskerdick, either drop supplies and spot the enemy or don't play the role of commander in Battlefield 2

whiskerdick by LBC|Shitstains May 12, 2006

Whiskeydick 

The inability to maintain an erection after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

"I heard Joe couldn't get the job done with Jane last night. Bad case of whiskeydick."

Whiskeydick by mjb November 3, 2005

Whiskydick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskydick is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it's self, and whiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)

whiskydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."

Whiskydick by WordRepoMan February 28, 2013

Whisker Dick

When your pubic hairs are at the length where you can't decide if you want to trim them or not

Guy1: Bro, i have whisker dick right now, what should i do?
Guy2: Are you banging that chick this weekend?
Guy1: No man shes busy
Guy2: Screw it do it later

Whisker Dick by Jawlian August 20, 2010

WHISKEYDICK 

WhiskeyDick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskeydick is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it's self, and whiskeydick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskeydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskeydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)

whiskeydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."

WHISKEYDICK by RepOmaN February 28, 2013

whiskeydick 

When one is to drunk to get a hard-on, he has the whiskeydick.

I had the whiskeydick last night, therefore I did not get laid.

whiskeydick by Count Funkula June 1, 2003

Whiskeydick 

1 When you can't get it up cause you drank too much.

2 A totally cool saloon in So. Lake Tahoe, Whiskey Dicks!

1 "Dude, no more shots for me. I don't whant to get whiskeydick"!

2 " Dude, Let's hook up at Whiskey Dicks after riding today".

Whiskeydick by jerjer July 21, 2008