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A waifu who you can do anything with
Wanna go to mars whifu?
Whifu by Zero Cola November 6, 2016
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Whifu • whifuck • Waifu • whiff • whiffle • whiffer • Waifu Bait • WaifuSexual • whif • Whiffed

whifflash 

A range of injuries caused to the neck by or related to a sudden emission of flatulence.
Who farted? Someone just gave me whifflash...
whifflash by Quacking Kickmonkey January 6, 2014
The term "waifu" is a word that is used prevalently in the Manga/Cartoon, and Video-game fandoms. The origin of the word comes from the katakana word for wife; ワイフ

However, Japanese-speakers will never use that word. The real word for wife is 妻 (tsuma/sai).

"Waifu" is used to refer to a fictional girl or woman (usually in Anime, Manga, or video-games) that you have sexual attraction to, and you would even marry.

Remember; "ワイフ waifu" and "妻 tsuma" are completely different. Waifu is a joke word that Anime fans call fictional female characters that they love and would marry if they were real. Your tsuma is your real wife. That is the real Japanese word for wife.
Example of waifu:

"Do you like Camilla from Fire Emblem Fates?"
"I LOVE Camilla! Her large breasts, her curves,... she's my waifu!" 😍
(This guy has sexual attaraction towards Camilla from Fire Emblem Fates. He would even marry her if she was real, he called her his "waifu"

Example of 妻 :

私は今日結婚しました これは私の妻キコです
「I got married today. This is my wife Kiko.」
(A man was married to Kiko that day. She is real, not a fictional character. The real Japanese word for wife was used.
Waifu by Phazer XP August 24, 2019

whiffle dick 

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball
My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick
whiffle dick by Square Dick May 4, 2018

whiffle dick 

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball
Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick
whiffle dick by Square Dick March 2, 2018

Waifutaku 

Anime fan who loves female anime characters from any anime,regardless how anime is not perfect or bad and gets mad when you say that his waifu is trash saying:'There is no bad waifu,only bad anime!'
You say that my waifu is trash? As Waifutaku,i find it insulting! There is no bad waifu.only bad anime!
Waifutaku by WaifuMaster17 December 12, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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