whifu

The waifu of someone with a caucasian complex.

A portmanteau of 'waifu' and 'white'.

Some asian men like white women so much, you'll often find those that do have a whifu they admire.

by pimpmastahanhduece November 5, 2019

Whifu

A waifu who you can do anything with

Wanna go to mars whifu?

by Zero Cola November 6, 2016

whifflash

A range of injuries caused to the neck by or related to a sudden emission of flatulence.

Who farted? Someone just gave me whifflash...

by Quacking Kickmonkey January 6, 2014

Waifu

The term "waifu" is a word that is used prevalently in the Manga/Cartoon, and Video-game fandoms. The origin of the word comes from the katakana word for wife; ワイフ

However, Japanese-speakers will never use that word. The real word for wife is 妻 (tsuma/sai).

"Waifu" is used to refer to a fictional girl or woman (usually in Anime, Manga, or video-games) that you have sexual attraction to, and you would even marry.

Remember; "ワイフ waifu" and "妻 tsuma" are completely different. Waifu is a joke word that Anime fans call fictional female characters that they love and would marry if they were real. Your tsuma is your real wife. That is the real Japanese word for wife.

Example of waifu:

"Do you like Camilla from Fire Emblem Fates?"
"I LOVE Camilla! Her large breasts, her curves,... she's my waifu!" 😍
(This guy has sexual attaraction towards Camilla from Fire Emblem Fates. He would even marry her if she was real, he called her his "waifu"

Example of 妻 :

私は今日結婚しました これは私の妻キコです
「I got married today. This is my wife Kiko.」
(A man was married to Kiko that day. She is real, not a fictional character. The real Japanese word for wife was used.

by Phazer XP August 24, 2019

whiffle dick

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick May 4, 2018

whiffle dick

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball

Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick March 2, 2018

Waifutaku

Anime fan who loves female anime characters from any anime,regardless how anime is not perfect or bad and gets mad when you say that his waifu is trash saying:'There is no bad waifu,only bad anime!'

You say that my waifu is trash? As Waifutaku,i find it insulting! There is no bad waifu.only bad anime!

by WaifuMaster17 December 12, 2018