whiffles

condition commonly afflicting dweebs, the ability to smell pussy, combined with an inability to locate it.

Steve Erkel has a terminal case of the whiffles.

by ToddAus August 03, 2005

whiffles

Short haircut (found in a translation of a deleted scene of John Waters'Cry-Baby)

The Squares (opposed to the Drapes) try to humiliate the Drapes by writting WHIFFLES on their rear.

by alexe0301 July 07, 2005

Whiffle

The sound a pug puppy makes when it breathes.

I laughed as the puppy gave a cute little whiffle in my ear."

by Jasmine Zweifler June 07, 2007

No Whiffle

1. a complete lack of whiffle
2. An alternative to go big or go home
3. Skip Whiffle Ball, Play in the big leagues.

4. Whiffle spelled with an H, because fuck you, we can.

Snail Racer is No Whiffle

by Whiffle King August 11, 2010

whiffle

To make unitelligble noises whilst sleeping, most commonly observed in dogs.

Rover fell asleep and began to whiffle, he must have been dreaming that he was chasing rabbits.

by Bob Knocker July 01, 2006

whiffle

When a mate fires a rocket launcher at you on a game but misses by inches. Created by my mate's brother, John, when he nearly got a rocket in the face on Halo.

Bloody hell, that one whiffled!

by punk_kid March 09, 2005

Whiffle

An adorable small baby bunny that is incredibly fluffy and soft.

Oh look at that cute little whiffle!

by Adventuree_boy June 20, 2021