whiffles 

condition commonly afflicting dweebs, the ability to smell pussy, combined with an inability to locate it.

Steve Erkel has a terminal case of the whiffles.

whiffles by ToddAus August 29, 2005

whiffles 

Short haircut (found in a translation of a deleted scene of John Waters'Cry-Baby)

The Squares (opposed to the Drapes) try to humiliate the Drapes by writting WHIFFLES on their rear.

whiffles by alexe0301 July 21, 2005

whifflash 

A range of injuries caused to the neck by or related to a sudden emission of flatulence.

Who farted? Someone just gave me whifflash...

whifflash by Quacking Kickmonkey January 6, 2014

whiffle dick 

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

whiffle dick by Square Dick May 4, 2018

whiffle dick 

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball

Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick

whiffle dick by Square Dick March 2, 2018

whiffle bat

Not the most effective murder weapon...

*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*

whiffle bat by ~DK~ May 17, 2006

Palming Whiffle

The act of placing your hand on a man’a whiffle as he gags on your flesh dart.

Bruh, I palming whiffle so hard last night I got a hair splinter from Dale’s head!

Palming Whiffle by Hairy Callahand September 16, 2021