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erkel jerk 

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."

2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"

A: "God, I sure hope not."
erkel jerk by billebllunt January 19, 2014
Related Words
erkel • erkel jerk • Erkeling • enkeleda • erela • eriel • enkela • Erel • Erielle • Erke
Amazing. Smart. Sexy. Intelligent. Loyal. Driven. Giving. Humble. Loving. Great mother. Great partner. Down to earth. Crazy friend that gets all up in your business. Overthinks. Loves hard. Sensitive. Emotional.
Damn Erielle always come through when I need her.
Erielle by Arry12 August 1, 2017
Enkela is a smart,funny and from certain points a weird person. Is into fandoms and knows a lot about what's going on out there. She is gorgeous and beautiful loved by many
"Did you see enkela?"
"Yeah she was amazing my best friend"
enkela by Annikaa December 29, 2016
Unique, strong-minded and very friendly once she trusts you. It is what it is type of person, no faking.
A friend like no other, Eriel always keeps it 100.
eriel by 1Beauty101 August 7, 2016

Errellionism 

Pronunciation - (ee - rrell - eon)

When the subject is not sure/has come in halfway during a conversation and either has a)misunderstood; b)taken out of context; c)lost the plot completely and needs to take that 5 seconds back; d)gets intoxicated and comments on Britney's breasts when everyone else is talking about fittings.
"is that more Errellionism..................reading into something that I did not type?"
Errellionism by Daniel Eveentry June 17, 2008

eRelationship 

eRelationship- noun

1.) a connection, association, or involvement primarily taking place in virtual form or becomes the main means of communication -primarily email, text messages, instant chatting and/or all forms of social networking sites

2.) a substandard form of dating commonly implemented by lazy or socially under developed individuals.

3.) a behavior that usually will lead to a future of text sex if allowed to develop, aka "Sexting"
I've been emailing and texting with the guy for weeks. He text me all day long and flirts but never calls or asks me out on an actual date. He must be trying to rope me in an eRelationship.
eRelationship by bluewatersbaby April 9, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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