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Whatthefuckitude
A measure of outrageousness in situations, people, actions or locations that are far beyond the norm, causing people to exclaim "What the fuck!?"
The remake of the movie Footloose into a film about country music has reached a new level in Whatthefuckitude.
Whatthefuckitude by BondDave September 28, 2011
Related Words
whhatt • whatta • whatter • Whatthe flux • Wahatttt • WHATT • whattabitch • Whattaboi • whattaclown • Whattado, everybody?
Whattaya
Short and quick way of saying "What are you" or "What do you" combined in one word, commonly used in conversations talking in second person.
DNA WhattheHey!
The moment at birth, examining a family photo, or just at random when you realize your offspring look nothing like the silicone bag bearing, botox injected, liposucked, rhinoplasted, forehead lifted, and tummy tucked person you call your wife. When you realize you've been duped and that your wife hasn't fully revealed the quantity of plastic surgery she's had done. This epiphany may also be triggered by a family photo causing you to suddenly understand why your wife looks as if she just stepped out of Vogue compared to the more homely qualities of your children.
Jim (watching wife give birth in operating room)...Hey what the f***. That's not my child!
Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens all the time.
Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens all the time.
DNA WhattheHey! by Amovida December 10, 2011
Whatthefuckistan
Bill just got back from a trip to Whatthefuckistan. Supposedly, he was teaching English to the little Whatthefuckistani boys and girls.
Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!
Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!
Whatthefuckistan by American Idget June 10, 2010
Whattolookupnow?
A question you ask when you are bored and you have already looked up multiple things in the urban dictionary.
Whattolookupnow? by Alert!!!!!! March 16, 2015
whatthefuckaphobia
whatthefuckaphobia by I am el fartismo September 15, 2020
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.