The moment at birth, examining a family photo, or just at random when you realize your offspring look nothing like the silicone bag bearing, botox injected, liposucked, rhinoplasted, forehead lifted, and tummy tucked person you call your wife. When you realize you've been duped and that your wife hasn't fully revealed the quantity of
plastic surgery she's had done. This epiphany may also be triggered by a family photo causing you to suddenly
understand why your wife looks as if she just stepped out of Vogue compared to the more homely qualities of
your children.
Jim (watching wife give birth in
operating room)...Hey
what the f***. That's not my child!
Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens
all the time.