What the ham?

An expresion used in elementary school when you don't want to get detention for cursing. More sophisticated than saying what the heck.

*Teacher passed back tests.*
KID 1: What did you get?
KID 2: A
KID 1: What the ham?!? I got a D!

by Hatashi Bendari August 18, 2011

what some ham

when ming gets a huge pp and he does the itchydog

"niagga am hungry"
Ming: "YOU WHAT SOME HAM"

by XDbork January 22, 2019

What in the ham sandwich

Another form of "What the HELL?"

What in the ham sandwich is goin' on here?

by LaTanya Baker October 2, 2005