whatthefruk

a complete random variation for what the fuck, used when something so astonishing you just have to use whatthefruk

David: My mom stepped out of the bus and got hit by a male elephant, lol
Other guy: Whatthefruk..

by S.P. espe June 12, 2011

Whatthefuckitude

A measure of outrageousness in situations, people, actions or locations that are far beyond the norm, causing people to exclaim "What the fuck!?"

The remake of the movie Footloose into a film about country music has reached a new level in Whatthefuckitude.

by BondDave September 28, 2011

Whatthefuckistan

A term used to describe an obscure country in any part of the world.

Bill just got back from a trip to Whatthefuckistan. Supposedly, he was teaching English to the little Whatthefuckistani boys and girls.

Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!

by American Idget June 10, 2010

whatthefuckaphobia

Fear that everything doesn't make sense anymore & not knowing what's gonna happen next.

Billy's so upset since this stoopid kung-flu crap came out, he's got whatthefuckaphobia.

by I am el fartismo September 15, 2020

whatthefuckever

Shouted, (usually while interrupting someone mid-sentence), when you firmly believe you are right, period, regardless if you really are or not, and have run out of ways to argue your point. Also said as a means to shut the preverbial door in the other person's stupid face.

"Dude, I'm telling you, raisins are just dried grapes."

"Nuh-uh, they grow on trees, jerkface."

"Let me show you a gr-"

"-Whatthefuckever!"

by Amanda, Evansville, IN October 8, 2009

whatthefuck o'clock

An ungodly hour in the morning, when it is still pitch black outside and freezing cold.

Bob has to get up at whatthefuck o'clock each morning just to arrive on time to work.

Dude why did you wake me up? it's whatthefuck o'clock!

by wqrt13tr October 1, 2010

Whatthefuckhappenedtotheeconomy

A question uttered in rapid style when a person realizes their business is in the crapper and their going to lose everything they worked for.

Whatthefuckhappenedtotheeconomy? I'm losing my shirt! Where did all the customers go?

by cardboard to death September 28, 2009