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whatthewhat 

A term used to question a statement with unknown or surprising news
A: Did you know Justin Bieber's hair is a wig?

B: Whatthewhat!!???!?!?!?
whatthewhat by friedchowder November 10, 2010

WhatTextFuck 

when there is a person(s) in the chat that's annoying, so everyone else starts writing the most confusing, messed up, out of context stuff to make him/her leave
1:"omfg dis is so xd lmao loooooool "
2:"yo I just wiped my ass with my granny's panties"
3:"damn you actually dug her out. Good job man "
*1 left the chat*
2:"WhatTextFuck always works"
WhatTextFuck by metal_pony69 July 22, 2019
An exclamation of disbelief. Often used in answer form to confuse the interrogator. Can be used as praise during a performance or after hearing exciting news.
Bryan: "Man that concert was intense"
Jord: "I know! Whatte?! Whaaaaatte!?"
Whatte by jordotech March 23, 2008

whattawanka 

comes from the term 'what a wanker' usually said at the wanker in person but can be used in conversation about said wanker.
"josh kicked nick out of queens of the stone age, WHATTAWANKA.
whattawanka by colly May 4, 2004
A person who does not listen properly.
I had to explain myself repetatively to the whatter.
whatter by Xeroman January 31, 2016

whitter-whatter 

A person who chitter chatters pointlessy. Old Scottish.
When ance their tongues gang whitter-whatter
whitter-whatter by Xeroman January 31, 2016
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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