Definitions by jordotech

Introdouche 

v. To introduce someone to a douche bag.

Jon: My friend Frank is coming to town, I have to warn you though, he kinda sucks... bad...
Jord: So we have to hang out? We haaaaave to?
Jon: Just wait till I introdouche you, you'll know what I mean!

Introdouche by jordotech November 1, 2008

impork 

v. When a person pays travel costs for another person to engage in sexual intercourse; i.e. the importing of sexual goods.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

impork by jordotech October 19, 2008

pitstick 

Slang for deodorant.

Glen:
Hey dude, I'm smelling like a can of garbage, can I use your pitstick before i leave?

Jordan:
Sure, whatever, just leave it in the bathroom.

pitstick by jordotech September 25, 2008

impork 

v. To fly in a piece of tail to "pork". To importing vagina.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

impork by jordotech September 25, 2008

armpit makeup 

Slang for deodorant.

Chris Mitchell: "My daddy taught me not to wear armpit makeup."

armpit makeup by jordotech July 1, 2008

no, no, yea 

Basically meaning "I agree with what you're saying." Very useful during heated debate or during a one-sided rant. Can also be said as "yea, yea, no, yea" or "no, no, no, yea, totally."

Chris: "All I'm saying is that it was a big mistake for the american people..."
Jordan: "no, no, yea... of course it was... totally"

no, no, yea by jordotech April 9, 2008

Whatte 

An exclamation of disbelief. Often used in answer form to confuse the interrogator. Can be used as praise during a performance or after hearing exciting news.

Bryan: "Man that concert was intense"
Jord: "I know! Whatte?! Whaaaaatte!?"

Whatte by jordotech March 23, 2008