clamped hose

clamped hose When a guy is urinating but the penis eye is partially blocked and causes a side way piss spray.

His clamped hose has caused piss to spray the the wall like a fire truck hose.

by Xeroman March 20, 2016

whitter-whatter

A person who chitter chatters pointlessy. Old Scottish.

When ance their tongues gang whitter-whatter

by Xeroman January 31, 2016

the main vein

Penis

My bladder is so full I think its time to drain the main vein

by Xeroman January 31, 2016

skank spray

A badly completed spray tan on a younger trashy woman.

That is no tan line that is a skank spray job.

by Xeroman January 31, 2016

pants cough

A muffled fart

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.

by Xeroman January 31, 2016

whatter

A person who does not listen properly.

I had to explain myself repetatively to the whatter.

by Xeroman January 31, 2016