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clamped hose When a guy is urinating but the penis eye is partially blocked and causes a side way piss spray.
His clamped hose has caused piss to spray the the wall like a fire truck hose.
by Xeroman December 11, 2015

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Penis
My bladder is so full I think its time to drain the main vein
by Xeroman November 23, 2015

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A muffled fart
In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.
by Xeroman November 23, 2015

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A badly completed spray tan on a younger trashy woman.
That is no tan line that is a skank spray job.
by Xeroman November 23, 2015

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A person who does not listen properly.
I had to explain myself repetatively to the whatter.
by Xeroman November 23, 2015

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A person who chitter chatters pointlessy. Old Scottish.
When ance their tongues gang whitter-whatter
by Xeroman November 23, 2015

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