whalecock 

Literally, the internet, which as we all know is serious business and a whalecock is pretty fucking serious.

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"I met a girl on the whalecock last night"
Kids would be protected by whalecockNanny.

whalecock by Big_Eddie April 20, 2007

Whalecock Blowhole 

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

Whalecock Blowhole by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

The Whalecock 

First portion of a two-part masturbation move. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the blowhole.

I walked in on my roommate doing the whalecock blowhole!

The Whalecock by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

Whalecowophobia 

The fear of being to sexy that your heart might tear apart when looking at your reflection.

Emma has Whalecowophobia!

Whalecowophobia by AbrahamLincolnIsHot April 11, 2015

Whatacock 

1. The sentenced uttered by female acting on natural instincts when exposed to an enormous male cock.

2. A compliment or praise by the opposite gender

3. An expression of amazement, and happiness.

- Can you please show it to me?

- Yeah, sure.
- Dang, whatacock that is.

Whatacock by Fuckeryaround July 15, 2020

Whaleback

The sound you make when farting into the toilet bowl, sounding like a whale calling.

Wow, my stomach hurts. I was whalebacking all day yesterday.

Whaleback by 2rsvold April 28, 2016

Whale Cock (Dork) 

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.

1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'

2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'

Whale Cock (Dork) by Dr. Know April 7, 2005