wholecock 

An informal unit of measurement between approximately four to six inches in length, similar to a cunthair but having a greater degree of freedom, based on the average penis size of men which is most likely being denied in your vicinity as you read this.

The curtain rod she bought was too short to fit in the living room window, it was off by basically a wholecock.

wholecock by Flynt P. Ennis August 7, 2020

wholecoiner 

Someone who owns a whole Bitcoin.

A: Oh man! My dream is to be a wholecoiner...
B: Holy shit! Be realistic!

wholecoiner by nosuchname December 8, 2017

WhoLock

The name of a fandom or group of people who love both shows Doctor Who and Sherlock.

These two shows are directed by the famous Steven Moffat.

What do you know about the fandom WhoLock?

WhoLock by Its_Harley_Bich May 27, 2019

Whalecock Blowhole 

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

Whalecock Blowhole by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

whorelock 

a whore with magical powers

I never thought I would do something like that, man that whorelock sure was persuasive.

whorelock by sammythejuice October 23, 2011

woolcock 

someone who puts there cock up their bellybutton and gets bellybutton fluff on it

Bob: "man i just got a woolcock"
Brian: "that serves you right for not washing your bellybutton"

woolcock by Fluffy Finkle September 9, 2009

Wholockian 

A fan of both BBC series Doctor Who and Sherlock. One of the crackiest fandoms to walk this earth (and other planets), Wholockians are personally victimised by Stephen Moffat and seek solace with Mark Gatiss (aka Godtiss), just to be trolled further.
Known for coming up with incredible crossovers, which might or might not have any logic in them.

Fan: Tick tock goes the clock 'till Sherlock saves the Doctor.
Normal Person: Well, there she goes again, just another lost Wholockian.

Wholockian by The Girl Who Didn't Wait October 30, 2011