Whaleback

The sound you make when farting into the toilet bowl, sounding like a whale calling.

Wow, my stomach hurts. I was whalebacking all day yesterday.

by 2rsvold April 28, 2016

whaleback

when ones back is covered with excessive amounts of fat; usually oozing puss or Flem. it occurs only on women and not men.

"yo bro check out the whaleback on that chick, man."
"i know, i almost touched it's back ooze by mistake."

by lonelysponsor March 30, 2012

WhaleBack

Well hello there! Glack you are Back!

WhaleBack Del!

by Whaleback September 24, 2020

whaleball

A fun-loving acitivity that family and friends may participate in. It is similar to American baseball, but played in a pool where the team size may be anywhere from 2-5 players per team. The "bat" is a foam rubber whale and the "ball" is a mini-volleyball. Singles, doubles, triples, home-runs, foul-outs, strikeouts, balls, and foul-balls are all incorporated into this game thought up by the geniuses from GH and Lompton.

"Yo man, you see me jack the whaleball over the neighbor's fence? Shit. I put that thing into orbit!"

"Let's kick off the day with the inaugural game of whaleball."

by eRRoR_504 and error_014 June 30, 2009

Whalebanger

Basically in it's most literal sense it means "one who fornicates with whales" but it is a very diverse term and can easily replace a few of the swear words you'd normally use.

For instance, your mother is a whalebanger.

by KTWBTKY.com August 27, 2011

Whalecock Blowhole

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

whalebass

Used to describe a really fat and ugly person.

"Yo, I saw this f'in whalebass on the subway... man, I pure wanted to puke"

by King VX August 27, 2006