Whatacock

1. The sentenced uttered by female acting on natural instincts when exposed to an enormous male cock.

2. A compliment or praise by the opposite gender

3. An expression of amazement, and happiness.

- Can you please show it to me?

- Yeah, sure.
- Dang, whatacock that is.

by Fuckeryaround July 15, 2020

Whatacucked

When the line at the drive-thru Whataburger at 11pm is too fucking long and you are not about to wait in line 45 min for your order.

Me and the boys went out to get Whataburger but we got Whatacucked and had to go to Jack in the Box instead.

by Theaticerkamckw January 20, 2023

Whalecock Blowhole

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

Texas-Sized Whatachicken

Referring to a man's ginormous white meat weiner

Ohhh... the teachers in a good mood, she must have had the

"Texas-Sized Whatachicken......smothered in ranchdressin"

by Chi Chi McWeinerson December 31, 2007

The Whalecock

First portion of a two-part masturbation move. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the blowhole.

I walked in on my roommate doing the whalecock blowhole!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

whalecock

Literally, the internet, which as we all know is serious business and a whalecock is pretty fucking serious.

lrn2whalecock newb
"I met a girl on the whalecock last night"
Kids would be protected by whalecockNanny.

by Big_Eddie April 20, 2007

Whobacock

We are all Whobacock as Whobacock is us. There was one Whobacock controlling all other Whobacock with a twisted sense of security and elitism, yet all Whobacock are equal.

Steve: Did you hear about the Whobacock?
John: Nah, what is Whobacock?
Steve: Whobacock is you and me!

by Duct47 November 8, 2023