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Whackaholic

An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.
"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."
Whackaholic by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008

No whackas/no quackers 

A rip snorter of a saying invented by two true blue Aussies down in Melbourne way meaning "no worries." Why say no worries when you can up the ante, have a fair crack at the sauce and yell out no whackas? Sure it might sound stranger than the Titanic in the middle of the Arabian desert, but use it, and folks will be deadset fair dinkum as happy as Larry! We reckon the phrase should spread worldwide, Oxford, if ya reading this Shakespeare please chuck it on ya dictionary!
No whackas/no quackers, made up slang meaning "no worries."
"Thanks for sending those docos over mate"
"Yeah no whackas!"
OR
"Thanks for the meat pie mate"
"Yeah no quackers!"

whackass 

person 1: have you seen tom’s new hair?
person 2: yeah i saw it. that whackass looks like an unraveled rope
whackass by nctzen2.0 April 6, 2019

whacktastic 

That issue of Club was whacktastic - lots of good masturbation material in there.
whacktastic by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

Whackass 

Synonyms: weird, crazy, out of the ordinary, dumb, stupid

Singular: whackass
Plural: whackasses
Whackass is a general term to describe someone you do not like:
Madelyn: Is that Tyler's ex?
Carrie: Yeah she is a whackass, in fact all they are all whackasses.
Whackass by NEw Handle May 15, 2016

Whackass 

The action of someone swinging an ass bat to spank some brat kid's ass, which causes the brat to have bat ass.
Johnny got a case of bat ass when Mr. Jones used his favorite ass bat to play whackass on Johnny's ass.
Whackass by Haldee July 19, 2017