Definitions by Haldee

flatulent explosion

A massive and devastating explosion in the seat of someones pants that was caused bu flatulence.

Johnny ate too much hot sauce, and now is having flatulent explosions, stinking up every room in the house.

flatulent explosion by Haldee June 2, 2018

bustass fart 

A loud, explosive fart that sounded like someones ass exploded.

When riding the elevator to the 17th floor, Ginger let a bustass fart that caused me to be nauseaus.

bustass fart by Haldee April 19, 2018

bustass fart 

A fart that is so loud it sounds like someone's ass exploded.

Janie ate some hot sauce that caused her gas, so she could let out some bustass farts.

bustass fart by Haldee September 17, 2017

Whackass 

The action of someone swinging an ass bat to spank some brat kid's ass, which causes the brat to have bat ass.

Johnny got a case of bat ass when Mr. Jones used his favorite ass bat to play whackass on Johnny's ass.

Whackass by Haldee July 19, 2017

bat ass 

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.

Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.

bat ass by Haldee March 19, 2017

bat ass 

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.

Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.

bat ass by Haldee March 19, 2017

Ass Bats 

A custom built paddle used by a teacher or parent to paddle the ass of a brat child who will not behave.

Ms. Jones used one of her best ass bats when Johnny was pulling the girl's ponytail.

Ass Bats by Haldee February 27, 2017