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wanktastic 

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.
"ooh thats a wanktasic set of tits!"
wanktastic by Tom Jones June 1, 2003

hacktastic 

1. Positive statement referring to a strange or innovative programming or technical task, project or idea.

2. Technical wonder; remarkable technical achievement.

3. Negative statement referring to an un-optimized, lazy or otherwise ignorant method of programming that somehow (or sometimes) gets the job done (eventually).
Positive: "The spyware code Joe Snuffy created was hacktastic!"

Negative: "This code is hacktastic. It either returns the correct data or crashes the client. Please fix it."
hacktastic by jwh_1997 January 26, 2006

wacktastic 

An individual or place that is so unbelievably wack that you cannot explain its level of wackness. This simply makes them wacktastic.
I can't stand working at this damn gym, this place is straight up "wacktastic!"

Man, that girl is don gone "wactastic"...look at dem shoes!

I can't stand how all these "wacktastic" individuals on facebook need to let me know what they're doing every second of every damn day.
wacktastic by Brother_david May 30, 2012

wanktastic tit barrel 

Another name for a saggy titted lady.
"Ew its that wanktastic tit barrel, again..."

Wanktastic 

A word sarcastically used to describe extremely fast, yet unmelodic, self indulgent guitar playing.
Person 1: Isn't Yngwie Malmsteen great?
Person 2 (sarcastically): Yeah... he's wanktastic...
Wanktastic by Franchez August 27, 2005

wanktastic 

An amazing or joyful experience that is on the same level as having a great wank session
Omg this sandwich is so wanktastic
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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