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wanktastic 

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.
"ooh thats a wanktasic set of tits!"
wanktastic by Tom Jones June 1, 2003

hacktastic 

1. Positive statement referring to a strange or innovative programming or technical task, project or idea.

2. Technical wonder; remarkable technical achievement.

3. Negative statement referring to an un-optimized, lazy or otherwise ignorant method of programming that somehow (or sometimes) gets the job done (eventually).
Positive: "The spyware code Joe Snuffy created was hacktastic!"

Negative: "This code is hacktastic. It either returns the correct data or crashes the client. Please fix it."
hacktastic by jwh_1997 January 26, 2006

wacktastic 

An individual or place that is so unbelievably wack that you cannot explain its level of wackness. This simply makes them wacktastic.
I can't stand working at this damn gym, this place is straight up "wacktastic!"

Man, that girl is don gone "wactastic"...look at dem shoes!

I can't stand how all these "wacktastic" individuals on facebook need to let me know what they're doing every second of every damn day.
wacktastic by Brother_david May 30, 2012

wanktastic tit barrel 

Another name for a saggy titted lady.
"Ew its that wanktastic tit barrel, again..."

Wanktastic 

A word sarcastically used to describe extremely fast, yet unmelodic, self indulgent guitar playing.
Person 1: Isn't Yngwie Malmsteen great?
Person 2 (sarcastically): Yeah... he's wanktastic...
Wanktastic by Franchez August 27, 2005

wanktastic 

An amazing or joyful experience that is on the same level as having a great wank session
Omg this sandwich is so wanktastic