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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

your baby brother is crying nonstop.
and very loudly
1: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
2: wtf are you doing

waaaaaambulance

Term used when someone is bitching too much and you are just sick and tired of hearing their nonsense.
Sally says: Oh my god someone stepped on my totally new sneakers and then my nails broke, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!!!

You say: Want me to call the waaaaaambulance ?
waaaaaambulance by Caged *AkA* Tim September 25, 2007

waaaaaalmart 

The most extreme of insults, so extreme they were only ever used by one man, logan paul. This insult is so devastating its power can rival that of the word nigger
"Are those walmart shoes? Like your merch! Waaaaaalmart!"
waaaaaalmart by ThatPlantCarny July 12, 2018

Woaaaaaaahhhhh brooooo 

When confronted with something totally awesome, a Woah-Bro will exclaim, "Woaaaaaaahhhhh brooooo".
This is the male equivalent of the "Woo-Girl".
A Woah-Bro may also be a "Dude-Bra" depending on his level of douchebaggery.
Dude 1: Did you see that girl's booty?
Dude 2: Woaaaaaaahhhhh brooooo!

Dude 1: I picked up this sick bro-tank today, take a look.
Dude 2: Woaaaaaaahhhhh brooooo!

waaaaaaaa 

An onomatopoeia of the sound that young children make when they cry. Of course, the number of "a"s range, from 2 to infinity. Why this habit of "waaaaaaaa"ing fades over time is because as we mature, us humans understand that crying loudly in public is embarrassing, and thus we avoid doing so.
Baby: WAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Mom: Oh, no, the baby's crying!
waaaaaaaa by bubblemochi February 2, 2014

1-800-WHAAAAA 

An imaginary phone number you tell someone to call if they can't stop whining about stupid crap.
You're blubbering because your goldfish died? Call 1-800-WHAAAAA!
1-800-WHAAAAA by kwitcherbitchin' January 14, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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