wetham

one who is very obese and enjoys video games more than most things, except feeding.

your so fat wetham!

by Gus Gus February 26, 2004

David Wenham

Sexy man from down under, with his red hair and accent its enough to make any girl go to mush just looking at him...

I just saw David Wenham's new movie and I almost fainted when he came on the screen!

by KM November 30, 2004

Wet ham sandwich

A person who is useless at everything. They have no talent, no job and no self respect.

"Man, Robert is such a Wet ham sandwich."
Robert: *Does nothing because he is a Wet ham sandwich.*

by A INTILLEKTUAL June 25, 2018

Hamilton Wenham

Hamilton Wenham is a small town in Massachusetts. It is 99.9% white and .1% half white. Known as a town with nothing to do you can often find the kids going to nearby towns such as Beverly and Gloucester. Here there is still nothing to do, but a little less nothing. Contrary to popular belief the local hang out is not the Black Cow, but instead it is Nick's Roast Beef, which in case you wanted to know, is in Beverly, not Hamilton or Wenham.
These towns have two claims to fame. First, Myopia, every teenager hates it. Every Grandparent loves it, but has to wait until they die to get in, off the waiting list. Myopia is known for its posh golf course and masses of horses. It often hosts Polo games, which no one from Hamilton-Wenham goes to, unless they're working there.
Its second claim to fame is the Patton family. It sums it all up by saying General George S. Patton was the last remotely famous person from Hamilton Wenham, and he's from World War II.

"I'm from Hamilton Wenham."
"Oh, you must be rich"

"I'm from Hamilton Wenham."
"Oh, do you ride horses?"

by Steven Parry November 7, 2005

Jacob Witham

An E LITE athlete with a way with the Waverly women. Yeah, he's one of those guys that's too cool to be slimes with a girl from his own school. He may not have his license, but don't be surprised if he's at YOUR slimes house tonight just because he wants to.

"Yeah, that guy at your moms house. He's an absolute Jacob Witham"

by jacobwitham December 9, 2019

Westhampton

A rich part of the Hamptons. Everyone who goes there to spend the summers have very nice cars including BMW GMC Mercedes Audi Porshe Lambro's and many other nice cars. It is not a surprize if a child gets a mercedes for their 16 birthday. The kids there live the lives we all wish we could. They ride around in their golfcarts picking up friends at a young age of 13, the police dont car because the children are "privledged" It is not a surprize to see a group of girls riding their $300 bikes to the beach. If you are a somebody in Westhampton you have to belong to belong to their prestigious Country Club. The teenagers that come during the summer know how to party the right way. Most of the locals dont have alot of money it is only the summer people that have alot. Pink ralph lauren polos with white shorts arent very uncommon among the teenagers. Boys were vinyard vines shorts with polos. Dont be suprized if your a local and you get a dirty look from one who has a summer house their.

Girl 1: I dont feel like riding my $500 bike to the beach today.
Girl 2. My daddys chauffer could bring us!
Girl 3: Or I could drive us to the beach in my Mercedes!


Girl 1: After we go to the beach we should go play golf or tennis at Westhampton Country Club!

by Summer days in WHB January 25, 2009

Hamilton Wenham

If you've been to Hamilton Wenham, leave. It's filled with white kids that can't play sports, and when they lose their dad's give them a pat on the back sayixng "sport we're going to the yacht club after no worries." It's 99.9% white, and the other .1% is that one black kid in school who is from Gordon Conwell and is gone the next year. If you want to do anything, there is nothing to do. There is only like 1 restaurant, if you go you will see the entire population of Hamilton Wenham there. The only thing to look at is the amount of old people taking their daily jogs. It might be the worst town to get stuck in because #1 there are no hotels #2 NO SELL SERVICE #3 There will be no one to help you, instead the police will be busy catching the 16 year old spoiled brats driving Lamborghinis. There is one thing people are decent at here, and it's golf. Catch those old people at world renown "Myopia Hunt Club," but we all know that no one as ever heard of it before.

"Hey are you from Hamilton Wenham?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"
"You're wearing vineyard vines."

by dadloveslittleboys69 December 1, 2018