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Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit
Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.
Wet Poop Deck by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019

Wet Wednesday poop challenge 

When it’s pool day in school, and you have to try to poop in the pool without being noticed
Ali-A just posted a video on the wet Wednesday poop challenge and failed

Wet Poopyface 

The most devastating insult you could ever use on someone. Only use this insult if you wish to destroy your enemy. Far stronger and more powerful than just a normal, pathetic "Poopyface". Again, be careful with this word. Many people have gone mad by abusing it.
Jessica is a Wet Poopyface. I shouldn't use that insult too much though.
Wet Poopyface by WPF_POOPY January 22, 2019

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) 

A poopie that comes out so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
Ahh man! I took a shit and "power dumped!"

wetpoophair 

-Is wetpoophair online yet?
-No, without him there is no fun.
wetpoophair by yomama_gaming May 23, 2021

Wetpoopeedream 

A wetpoopeedream is when you wake up from an intense night of sleep and find yourself in a puddle of cum, poop, and pee.
Last night was terrible, I woke up and found myself in a wetpoopeedream puddle. :'(
Wetpoopeedream by weeeenhead June 20, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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