A combination of swerving and weaving when driving intoxicated. Used to describe a situation which is caught immediately and but requires a fairly large correction.
Note: Can be used when not intoxicated, as in werving when you answer your cell phone, dig in your purse for a lighter, put makeup on using your rearview mirror, etc.
Note: Can be used when not intoxicated, as in werving when you answer your cell phone, dig in your purse for a lighter, put makeup on using your rearview mirror, etc.
When reaching to put his cigarette in the ashtray, the man turned the wheel towards the curb and werved to avoid hitting it.
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Get the werve mug.“If…were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.
If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.
Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.
If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.
Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.
Correct ways of using the formula: “If…were a person.”
If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.
If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.
If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.
If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.
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Get the Trump weave mug.weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everything but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.
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weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everthing but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.
weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everthing but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.
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It can be used as a trigger to weebs.
They will feel quite uncomfortable after hearing just those 5 words.
It can be used as a trigger to weebs.
They will feel quite uncomfortable after hearing just those 5 words.
“You sure your mom isn’t home.“
“Yeah I’m sure.“
“That’s what you said last time she caught us.“
“But Kacchan we were five.”
“Yeah I’m sure.“
“That’s what you said last time she caught us.“
“But Kacchan we were five.”
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Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.
Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.
Message to The Republican Party from the minority communities of America: They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds. The more you oppress us; the stronger we will become.
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It now usually refers to straight people ignorantly misinterpreting gay/lesbian situations.
It now usually refers to straight people ignorantly misinterpreting gay/lesbian situations.
Person1: I saw a picture of Jim and John holding each other lovingly on Facebook, they must be good friends.
Person2: “and they were roommates”
Person2: “and they were roommates”
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