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L'eau de doucherie 

Self-explanatory- smells like an asshole or douchebag.
L'eau de (cologne) doucherie (douche bag + random French word cherie)

Waste yute: "Come see me tonight."
Girl with basic standards: "I can't. I have work tomorrow morning."
Waste yute: "You can't make any time for me?"
Girl with standards (thinking): I smell l'eau de doucherie.
Girl with standards: "I can't tonight, bae. I'm sorry."
Waste yute: "Wowwwww... OK. Talk to you later then."
*kisses teeth then hangs up*
Girl with standards: "What the fuck?"

Mexican Zeus 

Luke Evans as Zeus in the movie 'Immortals'

They put way too much spray tan on that man for the movie. Instead of coming off as a Greek god, he looked like he took in way too much Mexican sun. He's still hot doe.
Mason- Wait? Is he supposed to be Zeus?
Charlie- Yeah man!

Mason- Isn't Zeus Greek?
Charlie- Yeah man!
Mason- Are you sure?

Charlie- Well, maybe this one's Mexican!

Mason- Well, whatever. Mexican Zeus is still hot!

Charlie- Yeah... wait- what??
(Mason looks around to make sure nobody caught what he said)
Mexican Zeus by T&T'sDictionary January 12, 2017

Trump weave 

When your leave-out is so bad, it looks like the top of Donald Trump's head
... How the fuck did you leave the house with that Trump weave??
Trump weave by T&T'sDictionary January 10, 2017