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adj.
"completely impossible"
Hey man, did you know that it is wenps to say the word wenps correctly?
wenps by Henry K. April 19, 2008
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Wenis man 

Wenis man or wenis boy, typically a moms boyfriend that won't get on the "scary" rides with you at the fair/carnival, acts like a weenie boy and usually gets kicked on the floor afterwards.
You little wenis boy! Too scared to get on the big rides are you? Don't wanna go upside-down? WENIS MAN WENIS MAN.
Wenis man by ThunderNoodle June 19, 2021
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Welpskin 

Welpskin: A person who quite vacantly floats through life without really doing anything unless being prompted to by someone else, when confronted with orders to do something for themselves they tend to try and weasel their way out of it and just do a slack job resulting in annoying those around them. A welpskin never makes an effort to change their ways because they get a kick out of annoying their family/peers to the point where everyone around them accepts that they are dealing with a 'welpskin' and treats them like the slacker they are.
Axel: How long have you had that car in the drive for?

Anthony: About... a year and a half

Axel: and you haven't learnt to drive it yet? why not?

Dan: Because he's too much of a WELPSKIN to get out of bed, he'd much rather wallow in his own filth if he has a choice. You are a welpskin, what are you?

Anthony: I'm not a welpskin, I could learn if I wan....(cut off mid sentence)

Dan: YOU ARE A WELPSKIN, WHAT ARE YOU?

Anthony: fine, I'm a welpskin.
Welpskin by Barry 'ratboy' Bignor October 29, 2010

weps on tour

when a bunch of sexy and gorgeous people go on a world tour together
omg did you hear that timothée chalamet is going on weps on tour !?

Wenis Waffle

A petite skewer crafted from an individuals elbow and a wet soggy waffle.
A man sniffles, and tears roll down his war torn face. Only one phrase escapes his lips as he faces the wife he will never see again. “Wenis Waffle.”
Wenis Waffle by Dawg5000 May 7, 2019
Wensleys are fun to be around and are absolutely gorgeous! You will never want to look away! You always want to be around Wensleys. They are smoking hot and unforgettable. You would be very lucky to date a Wensley.
I wish I could date a Wensley, he's gorgeous, but way out of my league...

Genius type mavericks who usually end up as world leaders, entrepreneurs, deca-millionaires, inventors.

See Kennedy; Kennedy clan.
"You know i'm really glad that I got a chance to date a Wensley--I mean those guys are hot, Stacy!"
Wensley by TonyTomDom February 7, 2019

weps on tour

when a bunch of sexy and gorgeous people go on a world tour together with the wep wipes
omg bro did you hear that michael b jordan is going on weps on tour
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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