Definitions by Dawg5000

Westerfeld 

Everyone thinks he’s a dick but only some know that he is secretly cool as fuck.

Westerfeld.

Westerfeld by Dawg5000 May 8, 2019

High School

A deathly place where intense autism and radiation seeps.

High School, where ALL the learning happens.

High School by Dawg5000 May 8, 2019

Tim Porter 

A firm American who wants to keep everyone safe.
He laughs at my jokes but knows he has to beat my ass or else he will get fired.
He also just might have a small penis.

Tim Porter- “I’M DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!”

Tim Porter by Dawg5000 May 8, 2019

Wenis Waffle

A petite skewer crafted from an individuals elbow and a wet soggy waffle.

A man sniffles, and tears roll down his war torn face. Only one phrase escapes his lips as he faces the wife he will never see again. “Wenis Waffle.”

Wenis Waffle by Dawg5000 May 7, 2019