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to be extremely smart, figuring the worlds most unanswerable (slightly offensive) questions while being extremely sexy at the same time.
damn, gabe and simone are so Wetume
wetume by killerfaggot April 25, 2020
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(1) A 21st century species which is mostly found on the "WEB".

(2) Those humans which are lost on the "WEB" in the form of social networking, facebooking, googling, blogging, tweeting and buzzing.
My subordinate is a webuman, I need to tweet him to convey my message.
Webuman by WEBUMAN BEING July 7, 2010
Jannah is a o webum.
o webum by jannahgoddnes November 13, 2022
A "Web Resume." When someone posts their resume online, for all to see, send them spam, and possibly a job if they are lucky. Sounds like the priest from "The Princes Bride" saying "resume." "Webume."
"I just posted my webume, and it totally rocks. Now I can spend the rest of my week playing Xbox."
Webume by stinkydiesel January 7, 2009
The epitome of fuckfulness, studliness, sexiness, sweetness, alpha-maleness, and hotness all encompassed in one mortal being.

A man so creamtastically fucklicious that girls, preferably with the name Kayde, cannot keep their hands off him.

My widdew baby.
Hey, weeum... get over here and do me, pu-pu-pu-pweeeease?
Weeum by weeumskayde July 6, 2007
Wakumi is the Japanese name for a female. It means "Beautiful spring of water".
"Have you seen Wakumi today?"
wakumi by MoonRipple23 November 15, 2017