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The epitome of fuckfulness, studliness, sexiness, sweetness, alpha-maleness, and hotness all encompassed in one mortal being.

A man so creamtastically fucklicious that girls, preferably with the name Kayde, cannot keep their hands off him.

My widdew baby.
Hey, weeum... get over here and do me, pu-pu-pu-pweeeease?
Weeum by weeumskayde July 6, 2007
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An annoying little man who takes your money at the poker table.
That club hit on the river and you got weemonked! That little weemonk got you, again!!!
weemonk by jgw899 June 15, 2009
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Weedmate is someone who smokes weed with you,or helping you grow weed.
Luigi: Hey yo you know my weedmate Klentus? He's hella great.
Weedmate by ThatPrettyGirl August 9, 2015
That girl was mean to me and made me cry out of my weemus.
Weemus by QatarHero January 23, 2012
An individual who could be classified as a tool, dork, dweeb, nerd, and/or dumbass.
Kellie is a weemus for expecting me to cuddle with her after calling me a weirdo.
weemus by BSU1 January 14, 2009

WeeMad Mobley 

The superior, ultimate form of the human being known as Narin. This form has unlimited levels of supa sex and has unparalleled abilities to the entire JoJo universe. Nobody can withstand this mans charisma once he catches your eye~
(He's also TikTok famous)
I'm sick of Crying, Tired of trying, Yeah I'm smiling, But inside I'm... WeeMad Mobley
WeeMad Mobley by KuroVargas December 7, 2020
A "weemo" is when someone approaches the victim from behind and jams their fingers into the sides of the victim's ribcage resulting in a spasm-like reaction, often accompanied by a little yelp. A weemo can occur anytime, anywhere - this is part of the reason why they are so destructive. Weemos can be used against the perpretator's rivals in order to embarass them, emotionally scar them and cause serious trust issues.
1. I'm going to weemo the shit out of him until he never trusts a human being ever again
2. The last time I got a weemo I couldn't sleep for 2 days
Weemo by youngiejay July 27, 2021
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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