A "Web Resume." When someone posts their resume online, for all to see, send them spam, and possibly a job if they are lucky. Sounds like the priest from "The Princes Bride" saying "resume." "Webume."

"I just posted my webume, and it totally rocks. Now I can spend the rest of my week playing Xbox."

Webume by stinkydiesel January 7, 2009

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Wetumpka

A town in Alabama with the name meaning "rumbling waters" in indian. The movie "Big Fish" was filmed there and they are proud of it. If you ever want to visit, pack a small suitcase because you won't want to stay long.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go down to the Rock Bottom Bar?
Guy 2: Nah, that place is a Wetumpka. 2 minutes after I get there I feel like I wanna leave.

Wetumpka by we2twenty12 October 25, 2010

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Wetumka

The lowest level of hell.

You better listen to your parents, or you'll be sent straight to Wetumka.

Wetumka by Flippintill June 23, 2008

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webumentary

A documentary that is produced primarily for viewing on the web

"Gosh golly Frances, I watched a great webumentary on documentaries last night on the internet..."

webumentary by DubsDubious March 6, 2008

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Wetumpka

Punishing someone for a good deed.

Origin is the town of Wetumpka, Alabama, where an 84 year old and 61 year old women were arrested and prosecuted for feeding, trapping and neutering the stray cat population.

The priest was in the park feeding the homeless when the cops pulled a Wetumpka and threw him in jail.

Wetumpka by StaggerLee917 January 30, 2023

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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