wakuma

bitch ass nigga that won’t shut the fuck up

“yu a wakuma”

by bitchbaggerr November 20, 2023

Godes and Wakeman

It`s the worst relationship out there. No one would want this for anybody. It`s when your girl constantly cheats on you and the guy does not have control or even contact with her.

Kyle: Yo, do you hear about Ryan?
Alex: Yeah, didn`t he hooked up with Carly?
Kyle: Yeah dude, they`re gonna be a Godes and Wakeman.

by Anghel January 17, 2017

Rick Wakeman

To finger a girl furiously, as Rick Wakeman of Yes fingers his keyboards

"I totally Rick Wakemaned that girl last night"

by staul December 26, 2009

wakeman

A virtuosic progressive keyboard player who played for the Strawbs and Yes, most notably. He is a classically trained pianist and is wanted by Kurt Cobain (as stated in Journals) to write the soundtrack for a progressive rock movie.

It would be cool if they made a Rick Wakeman action figure.

by David J. Hernandez May 24, 2005

wakumi

Wakumi is the Japanese name for a female. It means "Beautiful spring of water".

"Have you seen Wakumi today?"

by MoonRipple23 November 15, 2017

wakemare

A "bad dream"-like state that occurs when you're not actually asleep yet, or when you've just awoken.

"Holy jumpin', I had a bad wakemare this morning. Tried to get out of bed, but couldn't shake terrible thoughts about tax bills and evil cucumbers".

by Socklamb January 20, 2018

Gareth Wakeman

A King of Kings. The greatest person to ever exist. No one can match his charisma, good looks, and skill.

With the hatered of mankind, this evil king has no problem killing all those who stand in his way. When people die they finally understand the meaning of life which is to love and honor King Gareth Wakeman.

King Gareth Wakeman is the one and only God.

by Gordon Black February 5, 2010